I write things that are not ads; sketches, shorts, thoughts, etc.
Masculinity like eggshells, satire imitates life
All the world’s a stage, but not all people are players
We don’t get to choose who we sit next to on flights, but we can choose how we react to them
Meditation in an Emergency
Never let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace
The people have things to say! (this is my favorite segment from the Onion and I like writing them for myself)