I write things that are not ads; sketches, shorts, thoughts, etc.

New Male

Masculinity like eggshells, satire imitates life

Actors Anonymous

All the world’s a stage, but not all people are players

Owl Flight

We don’t get to choose who we sit next to on flights, but we can choose how we react to them

Meditation in an Emergency

Never let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace

American Voices

The people have things to say! (this is my favorite segment from the Onion and I like writing them for myself)